A tiny universe of overworked animals
Soft shirts.
Unhinged animals.
Feelings you actually have.
Geese that believe in you. Pandas surviving 8:30AM. A koala doing his best. Printed on garment-dyed heavyweight cotton that feels like it's been your favourite shirt for years — starting immediately.
New — summer 2026
The Flock Drop
Six characters, six shirts. Garment-dyed Comfort Colors in Ivory and Butter — the soft, washed look that photographs like a hug.
Goosefirmations Tee
Six geese. Six affirmations. Zero toxic positivity.
Picture Day Tee
Everyone look at the camera. Nobody looked at the camera.
Koalaty Teacher Tee
Certified koalaty. Chronically sleepy.
Panda-monium Tee
Otherwise known as 8:30AM.
Duck-Driven Development Tee
Explain it to the duck. The duck already knows.
Away Days Tee
Wrong end. Right lads.
Staff roll call
Meet the Flock
Every design starts with a character. They have jobs, opinions, and unresolved feelings about Monday.
Goosefirmations Dept.
Gloria
Chief Morale Officer
Believes in you unconditionally. Will bite anyone who doesn't.
Homeroom Operations
Barnaby
8:30AM Survivor
Three coffees deep. Lanyard on. Emotionally unavailable until recess.
Koalaty Assurance
Keith
Nap Coordinator
Grades papers at the speed of eucalyptus.
Engineering
Debug
Senior Rubber Duck
Has heard every bad idea you've ever explained out loud.
Away Days F.C.
The Terrace Lads
Travelling Support
Never miss an away day. Frequently miss the train.
Recruiting
Your next favourite
New animals join the flock every season. No interviews. No résumés.
Where it all started
Teacher Classics
The original Tiny Human Tamer designs — for the teacher moms who found their people first.
Teacher by Day. Mom by Night. Tired Always.
The original. Still true.
Teacher by Day — Classic Fit
Same honest message, classic unisex cut.
Teacher by Day — Premium Hoodie
For classrooms kept at scientifically indefensible temperatures.
I Teach Tiny Humans. Send Coffee.
Third coffee by 10am. Not ashamed.
Tiny Human Tamer — Logo Tee
For the teacher mom who found her people.
The blank
Comfort Colors 1717 — garment-dyed, pre-washed heavyweight cotton. Slightly oversized, endlessly soft.
The print
High-detail direct-to-garment. Survives the teacher wash cycle without cracking or peeling.
Shipping
Printed to order in the U.S. Ships in 2–5 business days, arrives in 7–12. Free over $60.
Returns
Misprinted, damaged, or wrong item? Email us within 30 days — we reprint or refund, no drama.