Help & honest answers

Every shirt is printed to order in the United States. Printing takes 2–5 business days, then U.S. delivery takes another 3–7. Most orders arrive within 7–12 business days total. Shipping is a flat $4.99, free on orders over $60.

Comfort Colors 1717 (most of our tees) is garment-dyed and runs slightly oversized — if you're between sizes or want a fitted look, size down. The Classic Fit tee (Bella+Canvas 3001) is true to size. The hoodie has a relaxed fit; take your usual size.

If your order arrives misprinted, damaged, or wrong, email hello@tinyhumantamer.com within 30 days with a photo and we'll reprint or refund it — no need to send anything back. Because each shirt is printed just for you, we can't accept returns for size changes, so double-check the size guide before ordering.

Checkout is handled entirely by PayPal — you can pay with a PayPal account or any major card as a guest. We never see or store your card details. Your shipping address is taken from PayPal at checkout, so make sure it's current.

You'll receive a PayPal receipt immediately after ordering. If you'd like a status update at any point, email hello@tinyhumantamer.com with your order reference and we'll reply within one business day.

Turn it inside out, machine wash cold, tumble dry low or hang dry. The print is direct-to-garment and holds up beautifully if you skip bleach and ironing directly on the design.