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I Teach Tiny Humans. Send Coffee.

Comfort Colors 1717 — garment-dyed heavyweight

I Teach Tiny Humans. Send Coffee.

Third coffee by 10am. Not ashamed.

$34.99

Garment color
Size — runs oversized, size down if between
  • Comfort Colors 1717 — garment-dyed, pre-washed, impossibly soft
  • Best paired with one large coffee, lukewarm by the time you drink it
  • Ships from the United States, 7–12 business days

You teach tiny, loud, deeply emotionally unpredictable humans. Coffee is not optional; it is a survival tool. This shirt acknowledges that openly.