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Sharpened Pencils, Lowered Expectations Tee

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Comfort Colors 1717 — garment-dyed heavyweight

Sharpened Pencils, Lowered Expectations Tee

Both freshly adjusted every morning.

$34.99

Garment color
Size — runs oversized, size down if between
  • Comfort Colors 1717 — pre-washed, impossibly soft, slightly oversized
  • High-detail DTG print — won't crack or peel
  • Ships from the United States, 7–12 business days

Every morning you sharpen thirty pencils and your expectations, and by 9am both need doing again. Deadpan, accurate, and printed on the softest shirt in the building.