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Goosefirmations Tee

Comfort Colors 1717 — garment-dyed heavyweight

Goosefirmations Tee

Six geese. Six affirmations. Zero toxic positivity.

$34.99

Garment color
Size — runs oversized, size down if between
  • Comfort Colors 1717 — pre-washed, impossibly soft, slightly oversized
  • High-detail DTG print — won't crack or peel
  • Ships from the United States, 7–12 business days

You are loved. Grow at your own pace. It's OK to hide sometimes. Gloria the goose delivers the affirmations you'd never accept from a motivational poster — because a goose has never once lied to you. Printed on garment-dyed Comfort Colors so it feels like it's been your favourite shirt for years, starting immediately.